Hey You! FORDSHITSHORTS!
Get out of town, ya pirate, thief, and liar, lower than a snake's butt-hole and crooked as one too. I hope it's a well-kinked snake due to a bad case of constipation, and he can't flatulate unless it's through his cranium. Then, "De Plane, De plane" will not arrive at the station on time, and he'll miss the southbound train and have to use the tunnel leading out his left ear. But then, he will have to take a chance of blowing himself sideways out of Dodge.
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