Wednesday, 5 November 2025

TREE HOUSE NEWS 🏡

Land of Whispering Pines 🌲

Good Morning! May Great Spirit bless 🙏

It's a beautiful day.... I'm fibbin' a bit, it's cloudy, grey, cool, and windy out, a typical November Day here at the Tree House. But today the sun is shining brightly inside, so for me it's a beautiful day, unless someone 💩 on my 👠. That sometimes happens. I am learning to put aside the apple cart before entering the unknown fray and chaos that lies before me; my sunshine may not survive if I don't look first. So I wait for calmer waters before taking the apple cart across the less chaotic cart crossing. Make sure the donkey goes on the barge before the cart, eh! It's simply being cool about things and situations, like the 'freezing to your clothes' type of attitude, as seen in Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars. If I could master that state of mind, I could be Yoda's replacement. Yoda was also a character from the Star Wars franchise. I could move pyramids. ⏏️ ⏏️ 🤪 😁 🤣 🤔 🤭

TODAY'S DISCUSSION:

Donkey Befoe Cart

Sorry, I'm not a pyramid transporter. The detector-amplifier responder in the Cabot recorder chip, which leads to the master gel pack memory banks of the main computing center in Victoria Harbor, Tay Township, Central Ontario, Canada, Area 52, is experiencing a slight drop in performance every few bytes. Who would have guessed?

That's what I call wishful thinking, anyway. Even if I could, I would not use it to harm anyone, not even the Orange Pus Bag and his Dunce Brigade. I would leave the Judge of All Judges to deal with them on their final judgment day. I wouldn't want to be dressed only in sunglasses, a bikini, and sandals, where I believe they're going. Along with a return ticket to Mar-A-Lago?

Here I am today, feeling well and ready to roll. Roll out the Barrel and we'll have a barrel of fun, tonight, eh!

The Beer Barrel Polka - Frankie Yankovic and Friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCetXRKNPHk

As I sit here on a cactus... (‿ˠ‿) 🌵 OUCH! and I plunk another dang twang on my old guitar, 👇 🎸 I sit on this cactus crying the blues 💧 away, as I resume my happy little tune here at the ruins 🧱 in an oasis 🌴 among the desert dunes 🏜 of... "Doon-whong, China, did you say ⛩ ?" I told ya to watch yer step when you use the outhouse!

"And Stompin' Tom Says, "And Another Dang Twang!" 🎸

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUmtqHW9o8k

PS, I was the bookie talking and drinking Baby Duck with the cat 👩‍🦳 🍺 😹under the chair 🪑 at the party. "The Blue Jays lost, 👅 but not really; they made it to the ⚾️ World Series, didn't they? And they made it hard for the Dodgers to win." 🥳 Good work. Now it's back to the Old Hockey Game 🏒 party.

Now, Wasn't That A Party?

😺 🍺 🎃 🤩 🍺 🥳 🙃 🤣 🍺 😶‍🌫️ 🍺 🤢 🤮 ⚡️💥 🤖 💨

I believe these three tunes were my three favorite choices for soul and funny bone-lifting music for this year. Don't get me wrong, I have a long list of funny bone songs, old and new, saved on YouTube. In the more modern stand-up comedians, I LOVE STEPHEN COLBERT! He's my hero!

On this day, November 5, 2025, I pray that you may find an island 🏝 of happiness and peace today upon which to rest.

GOOD MORNING, OH CANADA! ELBOWS UP! 👍💪🍁

LET'S STICK TOGETHER, EH!

BREAKING NEWS:

Takeaways from Tuesday’s elections: Democrats win across the spectrum as voters reject Trump

Voters up and down the East Coast delivered Democrats a sweep on Tuesday, electing candidates across the party’s ideological spectrum in a vivid show of discontent with President Donald Trump nearly a year into his second term. In Virginia, moderate former Rep. Abigail Spanberger turned in the strongest Democratic performance in the state’s recent history as she coasted to victory. And in New Jersey, another moderate, Rep. Mikie Sherrill, busted apart the coalition Trump and her Republican rival, former state lawmaker Jack Ciattarelli, had put together to close the Garden State’s gap in recent elections.

In New York City, democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani’s win marked the second time this year he’d defeated former Gov. Andrew Cuomo — first in the Democratic primary, and then in the general election, with Cuomo running as an independent backed by Trump...

Mamdani defeats Cuomo — again:
A big suburban swing:
A barrier falls in Virginia:
New Jersey reveals anti-Trump sentiment:
Newsom’s big redistricting moment:
Down-ballot Democratic wins:

Updated Nov 5, 2025, 7:51 AM ET - Updated 5 hr ago

- CNN -

Trump admin faces deeply skeptical Supreme Court in early tariff arguments

What You Need To Know

13 min ago

Miss the live conversation? Catch up here

CNN’s experts watched and analyzed today’s arguments in real time. Catch up on all of their insights below.

Read More:

5 min ago

Trump’s global tariffs face tough questioning from Supreme Court

Read Maore:

18 min ago

Barrett says potential tariff refunds "could be a mess"

More To Read:

Updated 1:03 PM EST, Wed November 5, 2025

- CNN -

CANADIAN NEWS:

Federal budget charts difficult path out of current crisis — with small margin of error

Whether ‘upside’ or ‘downside’ scenario plays out, plan relies on economy keeping its head above water

The 2025 federal budget plots a path for the Canadian economy to emerge from the current crisis. But it also highlights just how deep a hole the economy is in right now and how small the margin for error is as Canada navigates the perils of a trade war. “This budget must be generational in its ambition and serve to shape our economy and our nation’s future,” said Finance Minister François-Philippe Champagne. “There is no place for withdrawal, ambiguity or even standing still; only for bold and swift action.”

The budget lays out various scenarios for economic growth over the next five years. The so-called upside scenario envisions a world in which U.S. tariffs are rolled back and global trade works its way back to normal...

WATCH | Breaking down the Carney government's first budget:

Will trade chaos end?:

Damage is already being done

Read More:

Posted: Nov 05, 2025 4:00 AM EST | Last Updated: 9 hours ago

- CBC -

I believe that's about it for major news in CANADA, for the moment, an air sandwich. It appears to be the same with the US Superior Court, so far, a fart sandwich. 💨🥪 Thank you for reading the Tree House News.

Me Asking: - Google Search -

A US fed. gov. fart sandwich: ✨🟰💨🥪

- Google Search - Responce:

The phrase "fart sandwich" is not a formal or established term used in reference to the U.S. federal government. It is a slang or vulgar insult that is likely used to express strong dissatisfaction, disgust, or contempt for a person, entity, or situation perceived as awful, worthless, or incompetent.

The term appears to be a creative, highly informal insult rather than a recognized political or bureaucratic term. While searches did reveal instances of a federal employee being officially reprimanded for excessive flatulence in the workplace, and research into a "fart spray" non-lethal weapon by the U.S. government, there is no evidence of "fart sandwich" being an established slang term for the government itself.

Common, more established terms used to describe bureaucratic inefficiency or bad government, though not slang, include:

~LMAO-OL~ <- "Laughing my arse off out