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Good morning, everyone, this is WD - 40 socks back at ya. Someone made a mess with WD-40 on the floor from all the way to my partner's chair in the Newsroom, and wouldn't you know it, I stepped right in it with my nice woolly socks my sister knitted for me. I wasn't impressed, but then, if you turn it into a comic book strip using my imagination, I look at it this way: if I can turn the situation into humor to myself, then why not share the same amusement with others? They will laugh anyway, so give them something to laugh about, and everybody goes away thinking they just left an AI symbiotic sermon on the mount comedy show on WD-40 North St, Mooesenne, Ontario.

Unless I got a sore arse about something, and that doesn't last long, metaphorically, it only lasts as long as until my stubbed toe stops throbbing. You see, I'm working on being the Steven Colbert North, Eh!

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Anyway, what do we have for discussion today? Who wishes to be The World's Worst Person In The World - A real ( T&C ) The Arse Pick Trophy of the Year, Presented By the Nobel Peace Prize Peeps.-

TODAY'S DISCUSSION:

So who is:

THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD?

*The first class #1 ARSEKISSERS of T&C of the day trophy goes to...

( T&C meaning: Trumpo and Company. )

The # 1 Kink of Shmucarica, the Orange Oozeball, and chief in the Brown 💩 House in Washing - a - ton DC 🛀🧽😶‍🌫️🛁🩳🩲👚 ( slave labor, of course ) 🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️

And let us not forget the Dunce Cadets. 🙄🔼🙄🔼🙄🔼🙄🔼💥⚔️

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Question: Who is an "ass kisser"

An "ass kisser" is a vulgar, slang term for a sycophant or a person who acts obsequiously toward authority to gain personal advantage, favor, or promotion...

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What's so different about this "WAR" with the Orange Oozball and Iran appears to be: "Ladies and gentlemen, hang on to your chair, or put on your seat belt! It's a face-off and elbows-up time for the other nations; Shmucarica is on its own. It would seem to be the response at this time. In my opinion, Trump's ego had blown out of proportion after his success in invading Venezuela and capturing the drug dealer Maduro. After that, he thought he would go on to something bigger, either just to show off, ego, or he is an explosion fanatic - Pyromaniac.

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Question: Pyromaniac

A rare, severe impulse control disorder characterized by a deliberate, irresistible urge to start fires to relieve tension, gain pleasure, or satisfy curiosity...

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Question: What is war?

AI Overview

The Five Reasons Wars Happen - Modern War Institute. War is an intense, organized, and often prolonged armed conflict between states, governments, societies, or paramilitary groups.

So, the Best Arse Pick of the year Trophy (‿ˠ‿) 💥🪡🥇🏆 I would say goes to JD Vance, the snake in the grass, best Arsekisser of the day says ( T&C ). And in second place, Prize 🥈🏆 # 2 goes to Pete Hegseth, CONGRATULATIONS GUYS, I pray 🙏 you fall off the pressipice of karma, and please lord, would you expidite that prayer in whatever way you see fitting please and thank you. 👋👅

BREAKING NEWS:

Trump says US will blockade Strait of Hormuz after Iran talks end without a deal

In marathon meetings this weekend, sources say the two sides were deadlocked over Tehran's nuclear program and control of the strait.

Where Things Stand:

• Uncertain future: Sources say a stalemate over Iran’s nuclear stockpile and control of the Strait of Hormuz dashed hopes the US and Iran could agree to a long-term peace deal this weekend. About 10 days remain in a tenuous ceasefire reached last Tuesday.

• Blockade in the strait: President Donald Trump said the US Navy will start preventing ships from passing through the Strait of Hormuz and interdicting any vessel that pays a toll to Iran for use of the waterway, accusing Tehran of “extortion.” Global energy supplies will remain throttled in the absence of a deal securing the vital shipping channel.

• Conflict in Lebanon: Meanwhile, talks between Israeli and Lebanese diplomats are due to take place this week. Israeli attacks targeting Iran-backed Hezbollah continued overnight, resulting in deaths and injuries...

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5 min ago

Global protests about Iran war take place, as peace talks falter

More To Read:

Updated 10:03 AM EDT, Sun April 12, 2026

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Trump’s closest ally in Europe faces toughest test yet as Hungary votes. Here’s what to know

Budapest, Hungary — Viktor Orbán is seeking a fifth consecutive term as Hungary’s prime minister.

During 16 years in office, he has transformed his small central European country from a burgeoning Western democracy into an illiberal one, providing a model of right-wing populist governance that has won praise from abroad.

At home, however, many are tired of the system Orbán has built. The opposition Tisza party, led by Péter Magyar, has campaigned relentlessly against corruption and Hungary’s economic stagnation. Meanwhile, Orbán’s Fidesz party – backed by the United States and Russia – has focused mostly on perceived external threats to Hungary, such as those that the party says are posed by neighboring Ukraine and the European Union.

Tisza has held a double-digit lead over Fidesz in most polls for more than a year. But analysts say Hungary’s heavily gerrymandered electoral system means the result of the parliamentary vote could be tight...

• A former Fidesz insider:
• Orbán’s anti-Ukraine campaign:
• Why America cares:
• Why Europe cares:

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PUBLISHED Apr 12, 2026, 12:01 AM ET - 10 hr ago

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What’s troubling about Delcy Rodriguez’s transition from pariah to Trump’s partner

The key questions:* What is the Trump administration getting for its concessions, and what does lifting sanctions mean for the Venezuelan people over time?

Some major changes are looming for Venezuela: A law passed Thursday opens mining to foreign investors — a priority of the Trump administration. The U.S. government recently recognized the regime of acting President Delcy Rodriguez and removed long-standing sanctions against Rodriguez herself. The message is clear: The priority is economic recovery.

So the question must be asked: What are the people of Venezuela getting out of all this, and what is the Trump administration getting for its concessions? As things stand, the U.S. risks frittering away the leverage it holds over Venezuela’s recovery...

• What are the people of Venezuela getting out of all this, and what is the Trump administration getting for its concessions?:
• It cannot be forgotten that Venezuela’s stability is merely a continuation of the same regime under new management.:
• The Trump administration’s logic appears to be: If you want to stabilize an imploding petro‑state, manage migration and keep global oil markets calm, you deal with the person who commands the bureaucracy and security forces:

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Apr. 12, 2026, 6:00 AM EDT

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CANADIAN NEWS:

There's a silver lining in the Iran war ceasefire for Canada's oil and gas industry

Gulf LNG shuts down as LNG Canada comes online, raising prices and showcasing low risks of Canadian energy

The energy fallout of the U.S. and Israel-Iran war is a reminder that life is often unfair. The United States, which started the war with a surprise attack on Iran in the middle of negotiations, could escape largely unscathed in terms of its energy supply — even as its international reputation takes a hit and U.S. inflation spikes as a result of oil prices.

But U.S. allies in Asia and Europe, who were neither consulted nor warned about the U.S.-Israeli attack, are facing sustained shortages. For Canada the outcome — if it holds — represents a soft landing from a potentially disastrous situation, with a considerable silver lining for Canada's oil and gas industry...

• The biggest losers:
• Turning the taps back on is not so simple:
• Qatar's loss, Canada's gain?:
• Tolls, missiles and mines:
• A more piratical future:

Posted: Apr 12, 2026 4:00 AM EDT | Last Updated: 7 hours ago

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Viktor Orbán spent 16 years building Hungary's 'illiberal' democracy. On Sunday, he may be voted out

A number of independent polls suggest Orbán’s party trails the opposition Tisza, led by Péter Magyar

In the hours before polling stations opened up across Hungary, while candidates wrapped up last-minute campaigning in cities and villages spanning the Hungarian plains, a sense of nervousness swept through the electorate ahead of what’s being seen as a pivotal vote.

Independent polls have suggested that Viktor Orbán’s Fidesz party could lose to the opposition party Tisza, which is led by Péter Magyar, a one-time Fidesz loyalist-turned-challenger. Loyal supporters of Hungary’s strongman fear an end to his 16-year-rule, while those who have been campaigning against him for years are worried a surge in opposition support still may not be enough to clench the two-thirds majority they covet...

• Long-time leader:
• Party loyalist to challenger:
• EU friction:
• The Ukraine factor:
• Election observers:

Posted: Apr 11, 2026 7:41 PM EDT | Last Updated: April 11

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BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqIQbU-oX5o