Wednesday, 24 September 2025

TREE HOUSE NEWS 🏡

Land of Whispering Pines 🌲

Good morning! May the Great Spirit bless you 🙏

GOOOOOD MORNIN' CANADA, LORD, HALLELUJAH! )))

That was what I spoke out loud, closing my eyes, facing the sun with my hands on my chest, when I went out onto my Green Space this morning.

Better watch your butt and keep your pants on, while in those rose bushes in the East, there are way too many thorns in there even for the moose's arse! And beware of THE MOUTH OF THE SOUTH! He was ranting at the United Nations yesterday. "SEE!"

COMEDIANS IN GENERAL 🤵‍♀️📺 are anyone who can make light 🎇 out of someone's dark deeds, dark side, or boo boos, depending on the order of magnitude the boo boo made. Beyond a certain point, it becomes sarcasm, specifically in this case, political sarcasm. Comedy is the art of making light of a situation. Come on, man! Everyone deserves to have their funny bones tickled once in a while. The ones that don't, I call them the Orange Pus Bags' Dunce Brigade! Congress. Not to be equated with comedians. I watch Fox too, the characters there have the personality of a dead makeral. Comedians, I love you guys, especially you, Colbert. You have all the potential to be up there on the same shelf as John Carrey. "And you too, Jimmy Kimmel! Stick to it, man!"

There should be more comedians in the world like you guys; there are so few left. I wonder if there are any comedian aliens out there. 👽 Maybe a lot more than we think. Aren't they playing a joke on us by staying just out of reach? Playing tag with us! Or how about patty cakes! Well, I've got's one of their helmets hidden under my bed, eh! 😄 and that's not to mention they have their saucer parked in the attic. 🛸 How should I know what they did with the cup? ☕

Maybe they drank the coffee and recycled the cup in their replicator. LONG LIVE THE SCRAPOIDS FROM PLANET CRAPOID! 🤣 Lordie! Haven't had so much fun since my nephew and I sat in the back of my half-ton on Tower Hill making up silly space alien jokes and riddles. 😄

"Ya see!" I told ya's all I should be on the Stephen Colbert show!

Well, Dear friends, what should we discuss today?

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Commedy:

Comedy is a genre of dramatic works intended to be humorous or amusing by inducing laughter, especially in theatre, film, stand-up comedy, television, radio, books, or any other entertainment medium.

Varieties:

Satire: is a genre of the visual, literary, and performing arts, usually in the form of fiction and less frequently non-fiction, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, often with the intent of exposing or shaming the perceived flaws of individuals, corporations, government, or society itself into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be humorous, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit to draw attention to both particular and wider issues in society. Satire may also poke fun at popular themes in art and film.

A prominent feature of satire is strong irony or sarcasm—"in satire, irony is militant", according to literary critic Northrop Frye—[2] but parody, burlesque, exaggeration,[3] juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing. This "militant" irony or sarcasm often professes to approve of (or at least accept as natural) the very things the satirist wishes to question.

Satire is found in many artistic forms of expression, including internet memes, literature, plays, commentary, music, film and television shows, and media such as lyrics...

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My own Opinion:

I convert a lot of what is happening in the world into cartoonish descriptions and emoticons to help me bring my imagination to life when describing current events in the news. I exaggerate the comic qualities of them beyond the limits of reality, and use my own homemade adjectives and perjoratives instead of curse words to express the funnybook-like international escapades and the nonsense going on in the world.

Putting all these tin can god world "leaders" and politicians in an arena and giving them a pile of bricks to throw at each other would be one way to settle it. Hey, look at the money you could make selling brick dust for recycling to the local brickyard!

BREAKING NEWS:

Dallas ICE facility shooting: 1 victim dead and at least 2 more injured

What we Know so Far

• NOW: Officials are giving updates after a shooting at a US Immigration and Customs Enforcement field office in Dallas. At least one victim is dead and two others are injured, according to authorities.

• At least two detainees are among the victims, according to two law enforcement officials with knowledge of the incident.

• The shooter is dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound, says Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. A DHS official said the shooter opened fire from an elevated position...

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4 min ago

No law enforcement officers were injured in the shooting, FBI official says

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9 min ago

Dallas mayor asks the city to "come together" amid "difficult time" nationwide

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15 min ago

NOW: Dallas officials hold news conference following shooting

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Updated 11:30 AM EDT, Wed September 24, 2025

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Trump administration rehires hundreds of federal employees laid off by DOGE

Hundreds of federal employees who lost their jobs in Elon Musk’s cost-cutting blitz are being asked to return to work.

The General Services Administration has given the employees — who managed government workspaces — until the end of the week to accept or decline reinstatement, according to an internal memo obtained by The Associated Press. Those who accept must report for duty on October 6 after what amounts to a seven-month paid vacation, during which time the GSA in some cases racked up high costs — passed along to taxpayers — to stay in dozens of properties whose leases it had slated for termination or were allowed to expire.

“Ultimately, the outcome was the agency was left broken and understaffed,” said Chad Becker, a former GSA real estate official. “They didn’t have the people they needed to carry out basic functions.”

Rehiring of purged federal employees:
DOGE’s massive job cuts produced little savings:

PUBLISHED Sep 24, 2025, 9:33 AM ET - 2 hr ago

- CNN -

"WELL! What do you know, there's a bit of a silver lining in that lead. Cloud."

Adelita Grijalva wins US House special election in Arizona, delivering decisive signature for Epstein files push

Democrat Adelita Grijalva has won a special election in Arizona’s 7th Congressional District, which will deliver the decisive signature to the push for a vote to release the Jeffrey Epstein case files.

The race was held to determine who would fill the seat vacated by the late Democratic Rep. Raul Grijalva, who died from cancer in March. Former Rep. Grijalva’s daughter was heavily favored against Republican Daniel Butierez, who ran for the seat against the elder Grijalva in 2024, losing the race by 26 points. A discharge petition circulated by Republican Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky and Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna of California, needs 218 House members to sign on to force leadership to hold a vote to release the Epstein files. The pair notched their 217th signature earlier this month when Democratic Rep. James Walkinshaw, fresh off winning a special election in Virginia’s 11th District, was sworn in and signed the petition.

Both Grijalva and Butierez told the Arizona Daily Star last week they were committed to signing the Epstein petition if elected. In a statement to CNN, Grijalva said the issue “has definitely come up” on the campaign trail...

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Updated Sep 24, 2025, 9:14 AM ET - Updated 2 hr ago

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CANADIAN NEWS:

Health Canada pushes back against Trump's claims about Tylenol in pregnancy

No conclusive evidence using acetaminophen as directed during pregnancy causes autism, department says

Health Canada is pushing back against U.S. President Donald Trump's claim that Tylenol use during pregnancy and childhood is linked to autism.

The government department said acetaminophen, the generic name for Tylenol, is a recommended treatment for pain and fever during pregnancy, and should be used as directed by a doctor, at "the lowest effective dose for the shortest duration." It noted untreated fever and pain can pose health risks to a fetus. "There is no conclusive evidence that using acetaminophen as directed during pregnancy causes autism or other neurodevelopmental disorders," Health Canada said Wednesday in a posting on its website.

Trump claims unproven link to autism:

RFK Jr. vows to find cause of autism by September — experts have doubts

Trump says he has the 'answer' to autism. Why some families are worried and angry

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Posted: Sep 24, 2025 11:09 AM EDT | Last Updated: 42 minutes ago

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Zelenskyy warns UN of arms race, as Russia scoffs at Trump's latest assessment of Ukraine war

Trump shifted rhetoric again on Ukraine war, but changes in U.S. policy not mentioned

The Kremlin on Wednesday rejected the central arguments for U.S. President Donald Trump's rhetorical U-turn on the war in Ukraine, as President Volodymyr Zelenskyy warned the UN General Assembly that Russia's invasion has led to "the most destructive arms race in history."

Addressing the 193-member United Nations General Assembly on Wednesday, Zelenskyy called on world powers to work together to stop Russia's war in his country. "The facts are simple, stopping this war … is cheaper than building underground kindergartens or massive bunkers for critical infrastructure later," he said.

Kremlin points to territorial advances:
Trump in 'an alternate reality':
Medvedev:
Shifting rhetoric:

VIDEO:

WATCH l Carney makes pointed Putin comments at UN session on Tuesday:

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Posted: Sep 24, 2025 9:01 AM EDT | Last Updated: 29 minutes ago

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Boats damaged, communications jammed in drone attacks on Gaza flotilla, activists say

Dozens of boats from several countries seeking to deliver humanitarian aid to Gaza

Activists taking part in a flotilla seeking to break the Israeli blockade of Gaza said Wednesday that some of their boats were damaged by drones overnight while sailing south of Greece.

The Global Sumud Flotilla said it was attacked during the night by "unidentified drones and communications jamming." It said that "at least 13 explosions" were heard on and around several flotilla boats, while drones or aircraft dropped "unidentified objects" on at least 10 boats.

No casualties were reported but there was damage to the vessels and "widespread obstruction in communications," it added...

EU warns against any force being used

'Scare tactic,' activist says

Several reported attacks since flotilla set sail

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Posted: Sep 24, 2025 7:55 AM EDT | Last Updated: 1 hour ago

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Butt Hole Blood Thirsty Zionist Jenocidal maniacs!